Ama-anecdotes enkampani

1.Umholi wathenga ibhokisi lobisi walibeka ehhovisi lakhe, wabe esethola ukuthi amabhokisi amaningana ayengasekho.Umholi wakusho ngobuqotho ngesikhathi sokudla kwasemini: “Ngiyethemba ukuthi umuntu ontshontshe i-mike angathatha isinyathelo sokuvuma iphutha futhi alibuyisele”, futhi ekugcineni wenezela: “Empeleni izigxivizo zeminwe ezisebhokisini zingabhekwa ~” Lapho umholi ebuya. ehhovisi ntambama wathola ukuthi ngisho nebhokisi alisekho, umholi wayecabanga ukuthi: Ingabe laba bantu bayingwe?Ungaze udedele ibhokisi...)

2.Ngolunye usuku, ikhasimende labuza ifilimu eluhlaza ebhekene neplywood kulayini futhi lingathanda ukuyi-oda ngamaloli amabili.Umthengisi wabe esembuza:ungathanda muphi usayizi?Ikhasimende lathi:Singakwazi yini ukukhetha enkulu?Bese umthengisi athumela isithombe ekhasimendeni futhi esihlotshaniswa nomusho:isithombe sasondezwa ngokwesilinganiso.Ikhasimende lididekile, lazicabangela: uyadlala ngami?Khona-ke umdayisi umnika idatha, "sikhiqize i-1830 * 915mm, singakwazi futhi ukwenza ngokwezifiso osayizi abahlukene ngokwezidingo zakho ezihlukene, kodwa kuya ngosayizi wedatha, hhayi ukukhiqiza okukhulu."

3. Owesilisa osebenza naye enkampanini angakwazi njalo ukuthola izingcingo zokuphromotha ku-inthanethi.Ngolunye usuku, wathola ucingo olulodwa.Umuntu kwabe kuyintombazane enezwi elimtoti.

Ntombi: Ngingakusiza ngani?

Uzakwethu: Cha, ngeke ukwazi ukungisiza.

Intombazane: Uma unezidingo ngicela ungithinte.

Uzakwethu: Inkampani yethu iyimboni enkulu egxile ekuthengiseni irayisi (empeleni, inkampani yethu ikhiqiza izifanekiso zokwakha).Idinga ukuphromothwa ku-inthanethi, kodwa angikholwa kalula ukuthi uyakhangisa.

Intombazane: Siyinkampani esemthethweni futhi esemthethweni...

Uzakwethu: Hhayi-ke, uthembisa ukuthi uzoba intombi yami futhi sixoxe zonke izinsuku.Sizokhetha inkampani yakho.

Intombazane:...

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Isikhathi sokuthumela: Oct-24-2021