1.The leader bought a carton of milk and put it in his office, and then found that several boxes were gone. The leader said it earnestly during lunch： “I hope the person who stole the mike can take the initiative to admit the mistake and return it”, and finally added: “Actually the fingerprints on the box can be checked~” When the leader returned to the office in the afternoon and found that even the box was gone, the leader was thinking that: Are these people tigers? Don't even let go of the box...)

2.One day, a customer asked green film faced plywood on line and would like to order that with two trucks. Then the seller asked him:which size would you like？The customer said that： Can we choose the big big one？Then the seller send a picture to the customer and affiliated with a sentence:the picture was zoomed according to ratio. The customer dazed, thought to himself: are you kidding me? Then the seller give him data, “we have produced 1830* 915mm, we can also customize different sizes according to your different requirements, but it depends on the size of the data, not produced the big big one.”

3. A male colleague in the company can always receive calls for online promotion. One day, he received one call. The person was a girl with a sweet voice.

Girl: How can I help you?

Colleague: No, you can't help me.

Girl: If you have any needs, contact me please.

Colleague: Our company is a large factory that specializes in selling rice (actually, our company produces building templates). It needs to be promoted online, but I can’t easily believe that you are advertising.

Girl: We are a professional and formal company...

Colleague: Well, you promise to be my girlfriend and talk every day. We will choose your company.

Girl: ...